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Two Mexicans are lost in the desert. They see a tree in the distance. As they get nearer they see it's draped with strip upon strip of brown, juicy bacon. "Hey Pepe," says the first man. "Ees a bacon tree, we're saved!" Then he runs to the tree but is gunned down in a hail of bullets.

"What happened?" shouts Pepe. With his last breath, his friend shouts "Run amigo, ees not a bacon tree. Ees a ham bush."

First Born's Just Have More Fun!

This is a really interesting, brief article. It talks about how birth order effects a child's personality and career. Sarah and I fit the description ... Leah, not so much (and I mean that in a good way!). Anyway, an interesting and quick read. 

October Update

So, I miss you all so much! I am still thinking about the good times had in Cape just a few weeks ago. Things are going okay here... It seems both of us are perpetually busy. Bill's Dad is having quite a time with the FEMA people, and I think that is frustrating is whole family. I haven't actually gotten to see the pregnant Sandra, but Charlie stopped by our house one night (yay!) and mentioned that she had been feeling pretty sick.

In diet news, I had my one month weigh-in/measurement day. I have lost 8 lbs, 6 inches and 4% body fat. I must admit I'm pretty pumped. And I haven't been killing myself trying to stick to the diet 100%, so I have had chocolate and we have eaten out. It is working out pretty well.

I got a text message from Lane. She apologized for not getting the pictures back yet (which I figured it would take a little bit since it was time for Mid-terms). She said they would be in the mail soon, so stay posted! I am sure there will be all kinds of embarrassing pictures for us to enjoy!

I love you all, and I am always thinking of you. Call me!

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