Two Mexicans are lost in the desert. They see a tree in the distance. As they get nearer they see it's draped with strip upon strip of brown, juicy bacon. "Hey Pepe," says the first man. "Ees a bacon tree, we're saved!" Then he runs to the tree but is gunned down in a hail of bullets.
"What happened?" shouts Pepe. With his last breath, his friend shouts "Run amigo, ees not a bacon tree. Ees a ham bush."
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Mom, please be sure to tell this one to Alfredo!
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