I've Developed a New Closing Technique

Although Zig Zigler and other boast the best sales and closing techniques. I have developed a no fail system for hearing aids. As soon as my box of hand grenades arrives from my ebay purchase we will begin training for the Iraq closing technique. At the end you ask them to sign the purchase agreement and then you will replace the pin in the grenade. I think it could approach 100% success rates. At least for first time purchasers.